| thirty-two. |
[09 Jan 2010|11:58pm] |
This lab is creepy, I don't wanna sleep here.
[Cole]
What happened bro?
[Nate]
Yo.
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| thirty-one. |
[07 Jan 2010|07:29pm] |
YO OUR CAR WAS HOT AS SHIT, I WOULD FUCKING PUT MY DICK IN IT
YOU CANT BEAT A HOT CAR CHICK FAGGOTS
SAKE BOMBS IN A GARAGE
CAR WAR... VICTORY!!!
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| thirty. |
[06 Jan 2010|08:35pm] |
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I have the biggest cock in Japan right now and everyone fucking knows it.
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| twenty-nine. |
[04 Jan 2010|04:02am] |
Japan is kind of gay.
[Filtered to Trish]
You okay?
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| twenty-eight. |
[25 Dec 2009|12:33am] |
CHRISTMAS BITCHESSSSSSSSSS
GUESS WHO FUCKIN SPIKED THE EGGNOG
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| twenty-seven. |
[07 Dec 2009|08:15pm] |
http://www.grammy.com/grammy_awards/52nd_show/list.aspx#07
Category 33
Best Rap/Sung Collaboration
(For a Rap/Sung collaborative performance by artists who do not normally perform together. Singles or Tracks only.)
* Ego
Beyoncé & Kanye West
[Music World Music/Columbia]
* Knock You Down
Keri Hilson, Kanye West & Ne-Yo
Track from: In A Perfect World...
[MMG/Zone 4/Interscope Records]
* Run This Town
Jay-Z, Rihanna & Kanye West
[Roc Nation]
* Dead And Gone
T.I. & Justin Timberlake
Track from: Paper Trail
I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU EVER FORGET!!!
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| twenty-six. |
[04 Nov 2009|11:52am] |
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Sup bitches? Who's ready for Courtney's party?
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| twenty-five. |
[03 Nov 2009|07:30pm] |
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YOI i mande that vfcgerry shut
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| twenty-four. |
[29 Sep 2009|09:27pm] |
I GOT SHOT
I'M LIKE FUCKING 50 CENT OR SOME SHIT
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| twenty-three. |
[22 Sep 2009|10:22pm] |
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Later, chumps. Peacing out of Neopolis tomorrow morning to hunt some bear with Willa in the great state of Texas. Back sometime later this week, after I've added bears to the list of "shit I've killed by punching it to death".
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| twenty-two. |
[18 Sep 2009|12:24am] |
Yo don't forget. My house, tomorrow, 9:00. Cole Jones' 19th birthday RAGER. Be there or you're a douchebag. And if you're a douchebag don't be there.
[Filtered to Cole]
Yo dude what the fuck.
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| twenty-one. |
[13 Sep 2009|11:50pm] |
YO LISTEN UP
COLE MOTHERFUCKIN JONES is tunning 19 on friday and were having the biggest fuckinger rager ever at my house we're getting duke to get like 5 kegs and plus i'm gonan take all the shit from my parents lqiro cabinet and tell thme it got fuked with when the zomeies were aroundcause they like never look at it LOL
if u wanna come just show up at like 9
unless ur a douchebag thne dont come
P.S. KANYE RULES FUCK THE HATESRF
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| twenty. |
[30 Aug 2009|10:41pm] |
everyone who was bit needs to get the dicks out of their asses
that or get dicks in their v holes, id volunteer but not sure if you can get zd like that, lol get it
73 btw
74
[added after this]
yo i need help getting to med wing, naked fire girl where you at
77 step up yo game trish
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| nineteen. |
[26 Aug 2009|11:44pm] |
[Filtered to Cole, Drake, Trish, Nate, Connor, Brent, Jackie, Dani, Dominique, Ivy, Leticia, Beatrix, Jenlee - basically anyone ELE that Rob would know]
Uh why did my dad just call me and tell me he's disappointed with the girls I choose to be my partners and then yell at me and say "make sure you use protection next time, meathead"?
And then my fucking mom got on the phone and whispered that she was glad I'm settling down.
I'M NOT FUCKING SETTLING DOWN.
[Filtered to Ellie, Janelle, Zoe, Austin]
You guys are the ones on the other side of the table I trust not to be dickholes - someone told my parents Elena and I went to Planned Parenthood to get tested for heropes or some shit and I'm like 100% sure it was Harris. Is there any way any of you can find out if that fuckhead did it without like letting him know I asked you?
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| eighteen. |
[03 Aug 2009|12:54am] |
Just so everyone knows, Bea Bloxam is a fucking sweetheart.
[Filtered to Cole]
Yo you know that Cox kid right? Like you went back in time with him and all? Also what are we doing about your car? Also LOL cocks.
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| seventeen. |
[29 Jul 2009|02:53pm] |
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Back at base. Left Trish with Cole. They'll be back soon. Thanks for the cookies, Courtney, they were really good.
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| sixteen. |
[28 Jul 2009|11:51pm] |
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I'm taking Trish to the mainland. She needs to go to the hospital. Or the repair shop. Fuck, I don't know. The place they fix up cyborgs.
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| fifteen. |
[21 Jul 2009|06:09pm] |
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HEY FAGGOTS, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. WHO WANTS TO GET SHITFACED AND OWN 12 YEAR OLDS ON XBOX LIVE TONIGHT?
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| fourteen. |
[20 Jul 2009|10:08pm] |
This campus is going to be a fucking war zone for the next two weeks. Fifty different tiny wars.
[Filtered to Janelle]
Yo, do you wanna try to steal the baby tonight?
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| thirteen. |
[18 Jun 2009|05:30pm] |
Dude, I'm sick of this politics shit already and it hasn't even really started yet. I could totally win this shit - run on a platform of "everyone needs to jam more, even the kids who can't get laid - I will buy hookers for anyone who can't get it on their own". Throw giant parties where everyone gets wasted to make it happen. Doesn't matter if you're ELE, BHH, or don't give a shit, everyone can get behind that. Boom, done. Rob Donovan, NA president '09.
P.S. Beyonce totally wrote that Ego song about me. They had to censor it a little, though.
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